"Nerf toy causes lockdown at Long Island school"
A lime-green Nerf toy gun caused an hours-long lock-down at a Long Island school on Tuesday.
A 911 caller told Nassau County Police she saw a suspicious teen at about 7:38 a.m. Tuesday wearing a black jacket and carrying a black backpack at Elmont Memorial high School in Elmont.
The caller said he was also carrying a lime green gun.
A SWAT team searched the school room by room. Parents were allowed to pick up their children early Tuesday afternoon. . . .
Labels: ZeroTolerance
posted by John Lott at 10:11 AM
3 Comments:
So, he was suspicious because he was carrying a lime green gun? Lord knows that lime green is the new black for "patrol weapons"
Why didn't they just come over the load speaker and ask the idiot who brought his nerf gun to school to come to the office. Then they could Gibb smack him for being felony stupid and not waste a school day.
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