8/08/2006

Conspiracies everywhere: Poll Results Show Strong Support

There is a bright side to some of these crazy poll results. The three 9-11 conspiracy theories at least have fewer adherents than does the Kennedy assassination or the federal government withholding evidence of alien life.


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Likely . . . . . . Unlikely

Officials in the federal government were
directly responsible for the assassination
of U.S. president John F. Kennedy . . . . . . . . 40% . . . . . . . . .51%

The federal government is withholding
proof of the existence of intelligent life
from others planets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 38% . . . . . . . . 54%

People in the federal government either
assisted in the 9/11 attacks or took no
action to stop the attacks because they
wanted to United States to go to war
in the Middle East . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36% . . . . . . . . 59%

The collapse if the twin towers in New
York was aided by explosives secretly
planted in the two buildings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16% . . . . . . . . 77%

The Pentagon was not struck by an
airliner captured by terrorists but,
instead was hit by a cruise missile fired
by the U.S. military . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12% . . . . . . . .80%

1 Comments:

Blogger saturdaynightspecial said...

Many Americans who now wait for a miracle in Iraq believe Officer Friendly is trustworthy: they believe police would never harm them or hustle them out of their civil rights (even though most lawyers warn about talking to police): they believe in magic: they believe the government's war on drugs protects them more than it harms them: they don't accept conspiracy theories on 9/11, are the same that believe UFO's exist, consume alcohol, and believe in super-naturalism. They also believed "we gottem (or had em) on their last throes." They believed that the death of el Zarqouwii would be a major blow to the terror in Iraq!! They also believed that if they did not vote for Bush they would get hit again. Many of these non-believers of conspiracy theories make up stories about terrorist attacks here after 9/11. And they also believe our government can do no wrong. And, imagine this, they also believe Franklin Roosevelt never had any indication a large highly visible, slow moving Japanese naval fleet was headed for Pearl Harbor days before it attacked on December 7 1941. As if air patrols and naval patrols were never conducted around Hawaii. Wanna buy a bridge ?

8/08/2006 7:23 AM  

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